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Well hello there, you dashing little specimen you. Welcome to my all knowing, all being, all lazy ass bloggle.
Mi nombre es Jorge and I'm hella Mexican.
Enjoy your stay.
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WOOPAH

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

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derselala:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us

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ottermatopoeia:

my ride’s here later losers

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wallace-the-walrus:

Guess who got accepted to college?

wallace-the-walrus:

Guess who got accepted to college?

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lawngreen:

Everything small should cost $1 and everything big should cost $2

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spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

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